What do I want to drink tonight?

What do I want to drink tonight?

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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Jon Pfeiffer, created April 2001. Have you ever had one of those nights where you just don't know what to drink? Well here's the solution, we'll decide for you. Disclaimer.

Your first question is below.

1. Do you want to get really drunk?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

2. Are you willing to get sick?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

3. Are you concerned with cost?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

4. Do you like to taste the alcohol?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

5. Do you like beer?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

6. Do you like wine?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

7. Do you like hard alcohol?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

8. The Dick?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

9. Do you have refined tastes?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

10. Are you trying to hook up tonight?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

11. Do you want to appear masculine?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

12. Do you want to appear feminine?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

13. Do you want your drink to look cool?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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High	Medium	Low

14. Do you want to stump the bartender?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

15. Domestic or import(Domestic = yes, import = no)?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

16. Have you had more than 10 drinks tonight?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

17. Do you have to go to work tomorrow?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

18. Do you like fruit flavors?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

19. Are you adventurous?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

20. Are you looking for a one shot wonder?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

21. Do you know the Muffin Man?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

22. Do speak with an accent?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

23. Is it a real accent?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

24. Is it a southern accent?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

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