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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Josh Lehto, created March 2001.
When in the Kingdom (Ore & Wash), you might be dazzled by the amount of beer choices you come across. Here's a list to help you sort out your options when visit the best pubs... McMenamins Pubs. Disclaimer.
             

The first selector question is below.


1. Do you like Beer? (This is a worthwhile question)
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2. Are your teeth yellow?
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3. Does beer mean "cozy" to you?
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4. Are the hairs on the back of your neck bored?
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5. Is your rule: One... Two... Many?
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6. Stone Ground (yes) or Grey Poupon (no)?
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7. Are you just in it for the cool bathrooms?
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8. Do you bring your jar?
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9. Are you evil?
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10. Are you inherently evil?
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11. Is it that time?
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