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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Dr. Drailius Maximus, created March 2008. As an avid alcoholic i have composed a test to help you determine what drink is right for you. Disclaimer.

Your first question is below.

1. Are you sophisticated?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

2. Are you prone to random violence?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

3. Are you a major cause of unwanted sexual encounters?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

4. Do you want to quit your job?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

5. Do you pay good money for quality alcohol?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

6. Do you prefer a cheap quick drunk?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

7. Do you like boats?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

8. Have you ever robbed anyone?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

9. Has anyone ever told you that you smelled like insecticide?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

10. Have you ever driven your car through a catfish pond?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

11. Do you get alot of vitamin c in your diet?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

12. Ever been lit on fire?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

13. Do you cause alot of people headaches?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

14. Are you all American?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

15. Are you a very hairy person?

Agree 👍

Disagree 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

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