British pub drink selector

British pub drink selector

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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Bagpuss, created May 2000. When in a British pub, the newcomer can easily be bewildered by the vast selection of beverages on offer (unless they are in a Firkin pub). Hopefully this guide will be of some aid in such a situation. Disclaimer.

Your first question is below.

1. Can you take your alcohol?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

2. Do you like your drink to taste of something?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

3. Do you prefer a sweet taste to a bitter taste?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

4. Do you want to be seen as a big ponce?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

5. Are expensive drinks okay?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

6. Do you prefer light drinks to dark drinks?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

7. Do you prefer spirits?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

8. Do you want a drink that slips down easily?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

9. Do you think the perfect end to a night out is waking up in a police cell?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

10. Are you God's gift to the opposite sex?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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High	Medium	Low

11. Do you, or would you like to, have a beard?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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High	Medium	Low

12. Are you, or would you like to be, Irish?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

13. Are you, or would you like to be, female?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

Prioritize your choice above:


High	Medium	Low

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