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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Bagpuss, created May 2000.
When in a British pub, the newcomer can easily be bewildered by the vast selection of beverages on offer (unless they are in a Firkin pub). Hopefully this guide will be of some aid in such a situation. Disclaimer.
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The first selector question is below.


1. Can you take your alcohol?
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2. Do you like your drink to taste of something?
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3. Do you prefer a sweet taste to a bitter taste?
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4. Do you want to be seen as a big ponce?
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5. Are expensive drinks okay?
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6. Do you prefer light drinks to dark drinks?
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7. Do you prefer spirits?
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8. Do you want a drink that slips down easily?
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9. Do you think the perfect end to a night out is waking up in a police cell?
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10. Are you God's gift to the opposite sex?
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11. Do you, or would you like to, have a beard?
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12. Are you, or would you like to be, Irish?
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13. Are you, or would you like to be, female?
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