EducationWhich Ivy League University Stereotype Fits You?
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A SelectSmart.com Education Selector by Barron YoungSmith, created December 2006. This helps you decide which Ivy League University stereotype fits you best. Designed by an employee at the Brown Admissions Office.
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1. Do you always have to be the best, even if your social life sucks?
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2. Would you give a cop the finger even if he saved you from a mugger?
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3. Are you a swarthy business major?
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4. Do you and your friends all have the same speech pattern?
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5. Do you swoon when you smell Abercrombie visors soaked in beer?
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6. Are you obscure, generic and uncomfortable around minorities?
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7. Is there a quantitative difference between a Semiotics class and a Semiotics class in New York?
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8. Do you pride yourself on 'not seeming Ivy League outside of class'?
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9. If someone insulted your school, would you be so offended that you'd have to pour the cup of motor oil you were drinking on their heads?
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10. Are you more acquainted with power than with sex?
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11. Is there a quantitative difference between a Semiotics class and a random bull session about Semiotics, supported by readings from a text?
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12. Sure, I party more than a dorky Harvard kid. Like, every few weeks when all of my work is done. Wait, standing around doesn't constitute a party?
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13. Are you thinking about suicide? Without a trace of irony?
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14. Fraternity is more important that liberty or equality.
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