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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by ben friday, created October 2000. the punk test is not to be taken seriously. it's a joke. don't crap your pants, punker. keep in mind, that since it's a test, it has really nothing to do with how punk you actually are, because these are stigmas punks hold, i choose to use them in jest. so chill out. in addition don't take the questions literally, it would help score you and make it funnier if you suspend disbelief and go with the flow. Disclaimer

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1. do you spend more time putting glue in your hair than you do showering?

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2. do you consider safety pins not only jewelry but a divine unifying force?

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3. do you like to show people your scars from really good shows?

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4. do you fear going to shows because of the possibilty of running into countless ex girlfriends or boyfriends or people who look a lot like them?

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5. do you smoke and drink more than you eat or sleep?

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6. can you find a picture of yourself WITHOUT your middle finger raised?

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7. can people hear you coming a block away due to the chains and rings?

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8. is it really hard to go to the bathroom with all the belts and straps around your waist?

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9. do you know what your shirt originally said?

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10. has people coming up to you and touching your spikes become a daily annoyance?

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11. do you have more black in your closet than any color? (in addition to a vast array of multicolor chucks)

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12. is it difficult thinking of original colors to dye your hair?

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13. do you find you get arrested too often for really dumb things?

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14. is your car considered a dangerous weapon even when parked?

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15. if you're a chick do you have an unhealty fascination with davey havok? if youre a dude, does your old lady have one?

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16. do you spend more money on tats and piercing that anything?

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17. does everything you write have the "i's dotted with little "x"?

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18. do you consider blink 182, american hi-fi, green day, sum 41, offspring punk?

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19. do you think gg alllin is a god?

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20. do you think this test the most retarded thing ever?

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