1. Do you have really long, thick hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 2. Do you have short hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 3. Do you have kinda long hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 4. Do you have no mustache? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 5. Do you have an invisible mustache? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 6. Do you have a faint mustache? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 7. Do you shave your mustache? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 8. Do you shave your mustache AND beard? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 9. Is your mustache/beard taking forever to catch up with yo hairy-ass self? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 10. Do you have no pit hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 11. Do you have weird, bushy pit hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 12. Do you have long, disgusting, Italian plumber pit hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 13. Do we really not wanna know what your pit hair is like? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 14. Do you have some small, light arm hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 15. Do you have some small, dark arm hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 16. Is your arm pretty much hairy? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 17. Can you feel your skin beneath your arm-hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 18. Do you comb your armhair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 19. Do you have no pubic hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 20. Do you have a good amount of pubic hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 21. Do you have a better amount of pubic hair? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 22. Can you wrap your pubic hair around your balls and/or appropriate sex organs? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 23. Again, do we not wanna know? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 24. Do you have hairy legs? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Results! button below. Just for fun, predict what your #1 result will be.Your prediction will not influence your results. Predict Your ResultJoe McGinnis Sean Clancy Jim Kirn Rich Scott Mike Bachich Matt Ciaccia
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