What Kind of Vegetable Are You?

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Take this quiz and find out what kind of vegetable (that dear Grandma Babooshka could put in her famous vegetable soup) you would be. Then we will toss you in the pot and boil you up, and make a tasty meal out of you. Let's get cookin'! Disclaimer.

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1. Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?

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2. Do you think that celery and peanut butter together are gross?

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3. Do you think that celery on its own is gross?

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4. Do you think that the tomato is a fruit?

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5. Do you think cooked carrots taste bad?

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6. Have you ever eaten a rodent?

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7. Did you like the movie "Shrek"?

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8. Do you eat parsley?

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9. Do you like croutons on your salad?

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10. Do you like eating dried fruits or beef jerky?

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11. Do you just LOVE those cute little Veggie Buddies?

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12. Do you like corn-on-the-cob better than popcorn?

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13. Do onions make you cry?

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14. Do you consider yourself to be rebellious?

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