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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by SylvanFox, created July 2009. This is just a funny quiz I made after observation of human behavior. Disclaimer.

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1. You are ready to check out at the grocery store. Arriving at the proper area, you notice that there are two cash cashiers, but each one has a line. There is another register, no cashier. Do you wait in line (yes) or go stand at the empty register and hope a cashier shows up (no)?

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2. You have just produced a successful reality TV show. The most logical explanation for its success is: (yes) people really like to watch other people do the same shit they do all the time-- or, (no) the only other thing on TV at that time is reruns of Charmed and a USA original movies.

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3. If you chose Yes for question # 2, what is the logical next step in your career- lay low, collect funds while showing a second season of the successful show so that you can work on and actual, FRESH idea for a reality show (yes) or give up thinking, sell your brain to science (hint: it won't put much bread on the table) and make a forty-season reality series about people reproducing when they shouldn't even be in the gene pool (no)?

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4. A bird takes a dump on your shirt. Does it take you more than thirty seconds to handle the situation?

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5. If you answered "no" to question # 2, what is the MOST logical next step in your career? Find the schedule for USA original movies and create a show that only comes on when USA is playing its schlock (yes) or run the other show for a second season so that you have time to work on this spanking new show that you've been wishing for the like of since third grade (no)?

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6. Can you type a sentence in English (or whatever your native language is) without resorting to "text" grammar?

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7. Can you spell the word "human"? Be honest. (no, seriously, a friend's of mine whole class had to retake a medical terminology quiz because one student spelled it "hoomman" when they were trying to write out what "HIV" stands for)

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8. Have you ever called the police on yourself and gotten arrested?

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9. You've just won the lottery and you want to buy a new house- do you pay cash (yes) or finance it (no)?

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10. Have you ever had to have an object surgically removed from your anus?

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11. Was it a gerbil (yes) or a toilet brush(no)?

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12. You have 5 different sexual partners and you've just tested positive for HIV. Do you quietly inform your partners, just for their safety, and try to keep that shit on the downlow (no) or go to the local bar, church, or whatever is the most happenin place in town and tell everybody that so-and-so gave you AIDS (yes)?

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13. You see some normal-looking, unstinky milk in your fridge and it says it expires today. Do you: drink it anyway, I can see that it's perfectly fine (yes). or- OHMIGOD! The milk is baaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! I just bought it yesterday! I want a refund! Yes, it *looks* fine, but you can't see salmonella (no).

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14. Has one of your primary concerns this year been insuring that Tropicana's label stays the same?

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15. Have you ever trampled someone in a toy store?

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