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1. Are you a sadist?
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2. Does your range of color stem to pinks, purples, corals and anything that brings out your eyes?
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3. Do you have a nickname which arose from an inside joke and/or a cartoon character?
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4. Do you purposely pull guilt trips on people when they don't hang out with you?
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5. Are you ACTUALLY online for 10 or more hours of the day?
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6. Does the flat tax float your boat?
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7. Are you a fine artist of "mockery"?
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8. Do you have a list of husbands and/or wives?
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9. Have you and your friends a special place to share companies?
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10. Are you a happy person? Do you smile a lot?
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11. Does "13/F/IL" spark any moist feelings for ya? *wink wink*
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12. Would you consider a passed Homosexual Rights bill to be a win for Satan?
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13. Do inferior ethnicities amuse you?
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14. D'ya like puppies? Does the idea of a PUPPY KILLER make you squirm?
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15. Do you live in Kentucky and/or have a friend who lives there?
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16. Do you like to be petted?
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17. Do you like to be petted by naked ladies?
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18. Would you ever refer to the President as "King George the W" and then laugh hysterically?
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19. Has anyone ever called you a prick? If so, do you think there was any truth in that? Eh? EH??
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20. Do you relish in your superior fashion sense whilst ignoring those who aren't as popular as you?
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21. Do you know the "BANANA" and "CUPCAKE" game?
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22. Does your tongue "loll"?
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23. Do you speak in internet jargon whilst performing cyber fantasies on other worthless texts such as your own?
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24. Do you think Affirmative Action is "reverse discrimination"?
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