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1. Is it a daunting task to go in search of a shrubbery?
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2. Do you have any fondness for the number 42?
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3. Does the game of crickett seem dull, pointless, and boring?
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4. Would you be opposed to blowing cute fuzzy things into little bits?
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5. Have you ever travelled outside of your solar system?
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6. Do you listen to extremely heavy metal?
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7. Is flight the art of aiming at the ground and missing?
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8. Is Ceasar's close friend named Biggus Diccus(yes) or Brutus(no)?
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9. Are you at work right now??
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10. Have you had any salmon mousse recently?
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11. Is Camelot a silly place?
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12. Do you know the exact probability of a sperm whale coming into existance out of thin air?
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13. Would you like to try some oscelot spleen?
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14. Have you ever been drunk and lost in Europe, and consequently written a book about it?
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15. Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
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16. Are you well versed in biology research?
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17. Do transvestites bother you?
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18. If yes, do they do so on a regular basis?
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19. Do you know the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
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20. Do you know the meaning of life?
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21. Did you go to Catholic school?
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22. Does this test make about as much sense as a fetid pair of dingo's kidneys?
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23. If the universe does in fact follow the quantum laws of the super-string theory, is dinner at Milliways pretty disappointing?
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24. Are French people tiny wipers of other peoples bottoms?
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