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A SelectSmart.com Philosophy Selector by MistressDeath, created September 2001. Have you ever crawled from the warm recesses of you bedchamber one morning and wondered, "If I were a dead philosopher, who would I be?" I didn't think so. You should, however, embark upon The Dead Philosopher Adventure anyways. It is full of things you want to see, like sock suspender questions, bitter proponents of pessimism, and bleak existentalists. Yay! Disclaimer.
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14. Were you raised by aproximately 7 women, without a male role model?
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