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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by Nira no Kamo, created April 2000. Ever wonder who you're most like in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy? Take this test and find out! (#10-#13 new 2/01)
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1. Do you often feign stupidity because you can't be bothered thinking?
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2. Would you go home from a party from a person who said they were from another planet?
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3. Do you often make people feel uncomfortable due to your general appearance or attitude?
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4. Would you eat part of a cow if it told you to?
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5. Do you often comment to yourself on the stupidity of humankind?
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6. Do you have any particular aversion to Thursdays?
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7. Do you often feel the urge to create/imbibe highly dangerous alcoholic drinks?
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8. Are you currently depressed?
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9. Do you *always* know where your towel is?
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10. Are you mostly harmless?
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11. Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea?
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12. Is there sarcasm where you come from?
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13. Do you play drinking games to lose?
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