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A SelectSmart.com Simpsons Selector by The Freak, created January 2005. It's been on for 14 years and still going. Some have called it the funniest TV show of all time: The Simpsons. What character are you most like? Disclaimer

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1. Are you male (yes) or female (no)?
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2. Do you really really love your family?
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3. Are you a trouble maker?
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4. Are you overweight?
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5. Are you intelligent?
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6. Are you very young (yes) very old (no) or neither (no preference)
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7. Are you Hindu, Jewish, or Voodoo? (or just not Christian?)
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8. Do people find you funny?
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9. Are you so desperately lonely?
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10. Are you an alcoholic or a recovering alcholic?
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11. Do you have evil, megalomanical tendencies?
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12. Are you obsessed with your very old boss of the same sex?
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13. Are you a slut?
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14. Are you Scottish?
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15. Do you have a VERY good friend who you are always around?
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16. Are you black?
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17. Are you homosexual?
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18. Are you a doofus?
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19. Does the leprechaun tell you to burn things?
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20. Are you dorky?
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21. Do you wet the bed a lot? ( or wet other things)
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22. Are you a criminal?
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23. Are you married, or have lots of boyfriends or girlfriends?
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24. Do you have a job?
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