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1. Do you handle toxic substances on a daily basis?
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2. Have you ever been branded a spiritual healer?
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3. You've found a girl-friend, fled your family and hocked a car, only to wind up a fugitive pursued by an ignoramus Springfield cop...
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4. Are you in the habit of consuming large quantities of sugar?
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5. Do you strive to collect the newest Barbie knockoff?
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6. Does your tattoo bear the name of an insect?
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7. "Teeth? Teeth? Where are my teeth?!"
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8. Are you befuddled by multiple zip codes?
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9. You've handled firearms since infancy
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10. Do you wail on a sallow, whiny brass instrument?
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11. Does your hair permanently resemble a heap of alfalfa?
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12. Were you formerly half girl, half horse?
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13. "We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere..."
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14. Would you take a baptism for your son?
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15. You're a real badass with your.... vacuum cleaner....
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