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Which Bunch of Evil Bastards Would You Fit Into?

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A SelectSmart.com Religion Selector by Enduo Ril, created September 2005.
Just a goofy little quiz thing. Tells what group of evil or just plain stupid bastards you'd fit into most. Don't take it too seriously. Disclaimer.


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1. Is any race superior to any other?

2. What's your opinion on the Holocaust?

It never happened! It's a lie in those American history books!
It was one of the most horrible things to happen in the 20th century.
They started off good, but they never did finish killing off those Jews!
Uh, what's that there word mean?
Well, they killed gay people too, so I guess it wasn't THAT bad.
Not sure

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3. Which of the following is the best way to brutally kill someone you dislike?

4. What was the worst change to happen in America in the past 300 years?

5. Will the South rise again?

6. Is there still slavery in America?

Yes--the slaves just aren't humans.
Of course not! We outlawed slavery after the Civil War.
No, but there SHOULD be, dammit!
Who needs slaves? I've got a WIFE!
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7. Abraham Lincoln was...

The 16th President, who freed the slaves.
The guy who started the Republican party!
Some damn fool who got rid of all our slaves!
Uh, some guy in a big hat with a beard?
No opinion

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8. George W. Bush is...

9. True or False: a woman's place is in the kitchen.

10. The female orgasm is...

A myth invented by feminists.
A myth invented by lesbians.
Exists, just like any other kind of orgasm.
Oh, no! Don't talk about sex! Sex is an evil horribly dirty thing!
Who cares? We'll find that out after we take over the world.
Not important

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11. Are you gay/lesbian, bisexual, or transsexual/transgendered/transvestite?

Yes
No, and I hate them gay faggots!
Of course not! Being gay is an abomination in God's eyes!
Nope
No, and I don't think they should get equal rights either.
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12. True or False: diseases are caused by evil spirits.

13. True or False: evolution happened.

Of course it did. How else would we end up being so superior to animals?
No! Evolution is a lie! God created everything in exactly seven 24-hour days!
Of course it happened. If it didn't, this planet would be lifeless.
Nothing evolved! Allah created all things!
It might have, but it might not have. We'd better teach kids evolution AND creationism just in case!
Not sure

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14. Are black people naturally stupid?

15. Can you speak, read, or understand any foreign languages?

Yes, but only Arabic so I can keep in touch with my Al-Qaeda buddies.
No
Yes, but only German.
Yes, at least one
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16. True or False: men are ALWAYS stronger than women.

17. Which of the following would you be most likely to kill?

18. Animals are people too.

Yes they are, and we stupid humans had better realize that.
Of course not! They're just dumb animals!
Ain't them there animals for eatin'?
No, animals aren't people, they're gifts from God for us to use. Yes, use. As if they were tools, not living things.
No opinion

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19. Is there life on other planets?

There has to be--why would only this little speck, out of the entire universe, have life?
Maybe, but if there WERE aliens they'd be evil and want to kill us.
No, of course there aren't! Did the Bible say anything about aliens?
I seen that there U.F.O., y'know, the one last summer! I might'a been drunk, though...
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20. True or False: Humans are the only intelligent species on Earth.

21. What racial/ethnic group does God like the most?

22. If you went to a foreign country...

23. In school, your best subject was...

24. Do you own any costumes, other than those for Halloween?

Yep, I got my nice hooded white robe...
I've got my uniform, because der fuhrer says so.
Not really, though I do always keep a turban at hand.
Not really, but my huntin' gear is sorta like a costume...
Nope.
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25. What do you think of vegetarians?

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