Am I a Dirty Mennonite? – Free Religion multiple choice Quiz & Selector

Am I a Dirty Mennonite?

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A SelectSmart.com Religion Selector by dirtymennonite, created April 2005. This is a little survey to see if you qualify to be a Dirty Mennonite. Disclaimer

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1. Do you think it is right for Christians to go to war?

yes

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2. Do you think a well placed explicative is:

the sincerest form of flattery

always offensive

powerful communication device

sometimes offensive sometime not

just plain funny

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3. Where is the best place to shave your beard?

the bathroom

Yosemite National Park

the kitchen

your mom�s house

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4. If you had $1,000 to give to charity, where would you give it?

NAACP

World Vision

MDS � Mennonite Disaster Services

Republican National Party

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5. Who came first the Amish or the Mennonites?

Amish

Mennonites

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6. Do you like to:

baptize babies

bake pies

give money to aids relief in Africa

wear hats

climb mountains

collect coconut monkeys

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7. Even though music is from the devil, do you have a strange attraction to:

Country

R & B

Rock

Reggae

Jazz

CCM

Rap

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8. Would you be willing to die for separation of church and state and for the baptism of Adults?

yes

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9. What is your favorite form of debauchery?

beer

cigars

gambling

dancing

cigarettes

Kickin, cussin, & spittin

chewing tobacco

a fine glass of Ch�teau Cheval Blanc- St-Emilion 1er Grand Cru Class� 1999- Magnum

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10. How do you think about the authority of tradition verses the authority of scripture?

tradition trumps scripture

tradition and scripture have equal authority

scripture has final authority but tradition is important

scripture is our only authority

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11. Which of these movies do you like most?

Dumb and Dumber

Shawshank Redemption

Dead Poets Society

Scary Movie

Memento

Waterworld

Black Hawk Down

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12. Is Menno Simmons a:

firefighter

baseball player

god

old guy

great theologian, thinker, and pastor who is the founder of the Mennonite faith

lap dancer

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13. Do you ever get frustrated at getting called a backslidden Amish person?

yes

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14. Which of these singers or bands do you like best?

Poison

Derek Webb

Matt Kearney

Simon and Garfunkle

Maroon 5

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Geto Boys

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15. What is the Gospel?

love

saying a prayer

Jesus

social reform

responding to an alter call

liberation from oppression

all of the above

none of the above

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