Obscure Cartoon Character Match, a selector quiz

Obscure Cartoon Character Match

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A SelectSmart.com Cartoons Selector by Sunny, created July 2001. Welcome to the Obscure Cartoon Character Match selector! Have you ever longed to find out just how lame a cartoon character you really could be? Of course you haven't! But that's what twisted minds like mine are made for~annoying the general public with useless crap! Imagine the fun we'll have! Disclaimer

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1. Have you ever been a purple wussy gorilla or a member of the communist party?

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2. Exit stage left?

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3. Purple tights? Sexy and sensible, pick yes. Chaffing to your delicate places? Pick, No.

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4. Has your mommy ever cut eye holes in your knit cap to keep you from tripping down at the junk yard?

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5. Would you eat a "Scooby Snack"?

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6. Does your Kung-Fu get-up resemble something that old dirty bastard, Hugh Hefner, would wear?

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7. Do you overuse the term "jinkies" in everyday conversations?

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8. Are you blue, under 4 inches tall, and an ignorant slut?

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9. Heavens to Murgatroid?

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10. Does your first name rhyme with your species?

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11. Would it bother you if your last name was Phooey?

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12. Do you have "muscles to spare and a brain to match"?

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13. Does misplacing/breaking your eyeglasses render you completely useless and leave you sitting in the Mystery Machine muttering "jinkies" over a box of "Scooby Snacks"?