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A SelectSmart.com Entertainment Selector by The Chosen One, created April 2000. If you fail this test you are definitely a loser. If you pass then you must be pretty cool. Disclaimer

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1. Have you ever had sex with more then 1 person?
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2. Have you ever tried to have sex with your pillow?
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3. Have you ever had sex at all?
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4. Do you go out more then twice on the weekend?
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5. Do you think people that go online often are losers?
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6. Would you rather have a $100,000 car then go to College for free?
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7. Do you stalk people?
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8. Would you have sex on the first date?
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9. Would you make out with a drunk girl if she said she wanted to?
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10. Do you think this test is stupid?
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