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A SelectSmart.com Entertainment Selector by Anthony Reynolds, created May 2001. This selector is desinged to inform people on the fact that they may be a DORK! Whether you chose to call yourselfs dorks, geeks, or losers you all have a serious problem. YOUR NOT COOL. This quiz will confirm that you are ether as hip as they come or if you couldn't get laid in a million years. Disclaimer.
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