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Blackadder (Series One) Selector

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A SelectSmart.com TV Selector by Professor of Cunning, created January 2007.
As the Blackadder series' are not only classic British comedy, but also part of our cultural heretage, I felt we should have a selector about them. However, as there was far too much information to fit into just one selector, I shall have to do each series separately. Here is the first: enjoy! Disclaimer.

The first question is below.

1. First and foremost - just how cunning are your plans?

I'm too innocent to have cunning plans - but I sometimes help with other people's

They're stupid, let's face it!

Pretty cunning...

Extremely cunning!

A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Plans, you say? I haven't heard that word in... 20 years!

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2. What are your hobbies and pastimes?

Blood, death, war, rumpy-pumpy

Having little chats about ladies' things...

Making keys out of my own teeth

Waiting, plotting, nurturing my hatred and plotting my revenge!

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3. How do you get on with your parents?

I'm definitely the favourite

My parents married me off when I was about 8...

My father calls me Edna...

Personally, I killed mine...

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4. What distinguishes you from among your fellow humans?

I was cursed from birth with a deformed haircut

My eyes are bluer than the famous blue stone of Galveston

I'm young and beautiful, my eyes are like opals and my hair a perfect cascade of chestnut

I'm a master of disguise

I once fought off half the Turkish army with a small piece of cutlery

I'm afraid of spoons

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5. What are your beliefs?

I own one of Jesus' fingers! It's real!

Carrots are the Devil's favourite food!

I'm not going into details, but involves sheep on Easter Monday...

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6. What is your most treasured possession?

My trusty fruit knife!

My autographed miniature of Judas Iscariot

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7. Have you ever been known to do any animal impressions?

The Duck of Taunton

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8. What is your best chat-up line?

Hello! Are we getting married now?

You are the true love of my life, my love, my love!

Welcome to the castle - I hope you find the drains to your satisfaction

I suppose now you're going to ravish me

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9. What advice or words of wisdom would you like to pass on to the world?

An informed source tells me that the duchess of Gloucester's just given birth to twin goblins...

Now is the summer of our sweet content...

I'm afraid that in war there has to be a certain amount of... violence; but, at least we know its all in a good cause!

15 years in France teaches a man to hate!

Love thy neighbour as thyself - unless he's Turkish, in which case, kill the bar-steward!

They that seemeth to be good sometimes proveth to be evil

Make love and be merry - for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease

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10. What is your preferred method of disposing of your enemies?

By trial, or by ordeal

I kill them in battle, and consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree!

Death by snails

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11. Are you mad?

Yes, I'm very mad, thank you

I'm a raving, sadistic lunatic, thank you

Well, I fance Edmund Blackadder, if that tells you anything!

No, just a bit spaced-out

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12. Have you ever been viciously murdered? If so, how?

No, but I've been jilted at the altar, which is nearly as bad

The old poisoned cup routine

Someone cut my head off at one point, but other than that...

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