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ParentingHow much do you love/hate small children??
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A SelectSmart.com Parenting Selector by Neko, created August 2000. This is just a fun little test for determining if you would be alde to stand being around a small child. Good for taking before you accept 12 hr. baby-sitting jobs from a person with 5 3yr. oldz. =^^=;;;;;;;;; Have fun!! =^^= The next page will include info about each result, also there click for relevant Amazon deals.
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1. When you hear small children, you want to rip out their lungs.
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2. When it is a bright and sunny day you are usually happy.
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3. When you see a small child or a picture of one you scream:"OH!! how cute!!"
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4. You avoid doctors offices, parks, carnivals, and other places where small childern are usually found.
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5. You live with or near a small child and love it.
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6. Your motto is: "Small childern are the finest of "god's" creations"
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7. You have many pictures of small children on your computer just because they are so cute!!
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8. Anything that reminds you of a small child is EVIL!!
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9. Your worst nightmareis to see a small child get hurt.
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10. The sound of a small child crying is a very sad thing and must be stopped!!
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