Who's Your Perfect LOTRs Guy?, a selector quiz

Who's Your Perfect LOTRs Guy?

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A SelectSmart.com Lord of the Rings Selector by Captain Jack Sparrow, created March 2007. Have a go on our selector. We picked the best looking guys so don't be scared you won't get Gollum (although in all fairness Andy Serkis ain't that bad ;)) And if your wondering about the bonus question we didn't nick it from Spike, I AM Spike (With a new colleague) and it doesn't effect the outcome of the quiz. I know the muffin man, do you? Disclaimer

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1. Do you like elegant guys?

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2. Do you like dominant guys?

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3. Do you like your serving�s small? (This is in no way meant to be dodgy)

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4. Do you like guys with pointy ears?

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5. Do you like men with curly hair?

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6. Do you prefer your men mischievous?

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7. Do you like turnips?

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8. Do you like men with status?

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9. Do you like athletic types?

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10. Do you like your men rugged?

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11. Do you like intellectual types?

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12. Do you like 'em arrogant?

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13. Do you like angelic faced guys?

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14. Do you like men who save the day?

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15. Do you enjoy Elrond's council meetings?

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16. Are you a natural leader?

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17. Is great sex essential?

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18. Or commitment?

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19. Do Scottish men do it for you?

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20. Do you like 'em sensitive?

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21. Do you blend into the background?

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22. Do you like older guys?

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23. Do you like enormous talents? (This IS meant to be dodgy)

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24. Do you know the Muffin Man?

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