What's Your Stupid Middle School Nickname?!, a selector quiz

What's Your Stupid Middle School Nickname?!

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A SelectSmart.com Names Selector by Kristyn, created November 2002. See also Nickname Chooser Over 12 dozen possible results. Disclaimer.

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1. Is your hair the crunchiest?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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2. Is your hair triangular-shaped?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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3. Is your hair frightening?

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4. Are you very old (and thus, sport very old hair)?

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No preference 🤔

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5. Are your pants the smallest?

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No 👎

No preference 🤔

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6. Are your pants triangular-shaped?

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No 👎

No preference 🤔

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7. Are your pants perfect?

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8. Do you hate Carly?

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9. Do your looks fluctuate from Super-Hot to Crapweasel?

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No preference 🤔

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10. Are you down with the hardcore scene?

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No 👎

No preference 🤔

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11. Are you a vegetarian?

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No preference 🤔

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12. Do you own an Eddie Bauer momma-purse?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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13. Are you *all about* Bath and Body Works Sun Ripened Raspberry Body Spray?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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14. Have you ever written a song about trapezoids?

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No 👎

No preference 🤔

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15. Are you a skinny son of a bitch?

Yes 👍

No 👎

No preference 🤔

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