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What is your Names IQ?
Test Your Names knowledge with these What's Your Stupid Middle School Nickname?! Quizzes
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The first selector question is below.


1. Is your hair the crunchiest?
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2. Is your hair triangular-shaped?
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3. Is your hair frightening?
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4. Are you very old (and thus, sport very old hair)?
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5. Are your pants the smallest?
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6. Are your pants triangular-shaped?
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7. Are your pants perfect?
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8. Do you hate Carly?
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9. Do your looks fluctuate from Super-Hot to Crapweasel?
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10. Are you down with the hardcore scene?
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11. Are you a vegetarian?
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12. Do you own an Eddie Bauer momma-purse?
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13. Are you *all about* Bath and Body Works Sun Ripened Raspberry Body Spray?
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14. Have you ever written a song about trapezoids?
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15. Are you a skinny son of a bitch?
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