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A SelectSmart.com Horror Selector by Rub My Orly Taitz, created August 2010. Who can say that the lunatic fringe might not be correct every once in a while? Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Disclaimer.

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1. Are you xenophobic? You dislike foreigners, strangers and people different from you.

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2. When powerful and famous people die or are killed you automatically know that there is something they aren't telling us.

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3. Corporations are the cause of most of our problems.

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4. The federal government and politicians are the cause of most of our problems.

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5. Madison Avenue is the cause of most of our problems.

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6. Governmental agencies with alphabet names are the cause of most of our problems.

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7. Aliens, the illegal sorts and the extraterrestrial sorts, are the cause of most of our problems.

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8. Muslims are the cause of most of our problems.

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9. Jews are the cause of most of our problems.

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10. A lot of what they tell us is science-fiction is real, and what they say is real is science-fiction.

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11. They want to poison you.

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12. Ancient South American Indian tribes may have not foreseen the Spaniards destroying their culture, killing their people and stealing their gold, but other than that they were very prescient.

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13. US politicians may be incompetent at solving America's problems, but they are very competent at implementing secretive, complicated, nefarious plots.

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14. Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is an under appreciated oracle of truth.

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