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A SelectSmart.com Politics Selector by Clockwork Mongoose, created August 2001. I've often wondered to myself, "God" (for that is what I call my self) "God, if I was born in the 1900 period, in Germany maybe even Austria, and had extreme right wing views, as well as being racist and decided to join the Nazi party, which Nazi politician might I be?" I suspect you wonder the same thing! So I decided to make this personality test to give you the ultimate answer. Now you can go up to your friends and say "hey mates! I'm Hitler!" or your parents "Daddy dearest, I'm a Storm Trooper!" or possibly your psychologist "I was a prominant Nazi politician who was betrayed by Hitler and killed in the Night of the Long Knives". Fantastic! Just answer the following questions and your on your way! I also added a few non-Nazis, just for a laugh! You may even find out who you were in a previous life... Disclaimer.

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1. As a child, were you ever picked on by other children?

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2. If you clicked Yes (If you said No to question one then just pretend you said Yes) then did you ever extract revenge by say, kicking the shit out of them in a dark alley?

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3. Or did you plot your revenge slowly and carefully before destroying their whole lives in one swift and incredibly clever blow?

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4. Or did you pay some of the bigger kids to smite all your enemies?

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5. Or did you take it like a "man" and realise that they were just taking out their frustrations from violence acted upon them from some other source and so deserved no harm just because they're making your life hell?

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6. Have you ever hurt someone different from you and your perfect race?

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7. If you saw an injured puppy in the road would you help it (click Yes) or run it over to put out its misery (click No) or run away (Click No Preference)?

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8. If you saw a happy puppy running about happily in the street, would you take it home as yours (click Yes), run it over because otherwise a car might possibly hit it maybe (click No), or would you run away (click I'm a pussy... I mean click No Preference)?

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9. Have you ever tried religious genocide?

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10. Are personality tests opinions of you always wrong and therefore evil and hence they must all be destroyed?

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11. Is there a crisp flavour (chips for you Americans) which is better then all other crisp flavours and because it is better all other flavours should be destroyed?

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12. Is German beer the best in the world?

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13. Is it okay to call all Americans fat?

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14. Does it matter if you don't distinguish between Canadians and United Statians (because they are both evil anyway)?

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15. Do you have a little moustache?

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16. Can you persuade your friends to give you money by using only beautiful words to make them understand why they should give it to you?

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17. Are all people created equal, except for you of course (your obviously better then them)?

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18. Do you use your hands a lot while talking?

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19. Are your good and trustworthy friends about to attack you from behind in an evil and backhanded way?

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20. Is your surname Hitler?

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