When the Dark Lord conquers Middle Earth, every female shall belong to one of His minions. Now, you are given a chance to choose...
1. I would choose the strongest one. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 2. He should be powerful, fearful and intelligent. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 3. I hate ugly men. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 4. It would be great to find out he's a tireless lover. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 5. It's fine if he is a non-humanoid monster. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 6. I am not afraid of demons... Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 7. The dead don't scare me. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 8. I don't mind if he rapes me occasionaly. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 9. It's not so terrible if he doesn't let me go anywhere from his grave. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 10. I won't complain if he makes me undead. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 11. It's okay if he burns me accidently. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 12. He may crush my ribs with a hug, but I'd accept the risk. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 13. I can learn how to live under water . Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 14. No monsters, please! I'd choose a human. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 15. Sex? Mmm... Can I have some more? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 16. Everyone needs sex, it's natural. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 17. The size does matter... Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 18. Hot men turn me on. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 19. The union of minds is more important than sex. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 20. Don't call me a freak, I just like something different. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 21. ... I'd even give up a bed for a grave. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Results! button below. Just for fun, predict what your #1 result will be.Your prediction will not influence your results. Predict Your ResultSo, your destiny is to be a ghost-lover of a Please the beastly Uruk-hai, and he'll let yo Burn baby, burn. The Balrog is coming for you So, you like romantic bathing. Have a good ti You've chosen to lay in a grave with a Barrow You've chosen a cave troll. Well, good luck.. For now on, you belong to a Haradrim, a Dark
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