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1. You�re sitting alone in the house, staring at your flickering computer screen. All of a sudden, the ovens piercing BEEP! Is heard. What Do You Do?

Go grab the food. It�s pizza.

Jump at the sound, senses enhanced, ready to fight.

Food? Pfft. Where we�re going, we don�t need food.

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2. You return from the oven, to find what on your desk?

Some paper containing stories you have written.

Some schoolwork.

A ninja manual.

Radioactive floppy disks.

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3. As you sit down, you notice that your computer screen has turned off. You study your reflection for a moment, and you think or do:

Woah! Righteously hardcore. I�m like a hot first century Jerusalem babe.

You study your eyes.

You reflect, and you decide that you are happy with who you are.

What am I doing here?

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4. A new day. You open your eyes, wiping away the sleep. What�s the first thing you think of?

� crap. I�m just not getting up.

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5. You manage to get out of bed, and promptly smack your toe on a chair. What do you bellow?

Forkin heck, eh?

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6. You�re sitting in class or at work staring at the clock, and you�re terribly, terribly bored. Your mind begins to wonder, you�re probably thinking about:

Ideas for a story.

Burning things.

Solving many of the world�s problems. Like war. And Wads.

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7. It�s a Friday, and at long last the week will be over in a couple of hours. And that�s good, because it�s the weekend you�ve been looking forward to. It�s the weekend�:

You�re going to a party.

You�re going to visit some family who you haven�t seen for a long time.

It�s the BIG game.

Buffy. Season finale. Oh my gawd.

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8. You log into wotmania after the big event, and you see a message titled, �Sum yourself up in one of these four words�. Which do you choose?

Shy. Shy like yo� momma.

Violent. Violent like a freaking tarantula.

Remorseless. Remorseless like a Fallen God.

Here be monsters.

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[NINJA PUNCH~!]

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