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A SelectSmart.com Weird Selector by Delia, created March 2007. This quiz is designed to determine just what unpopular member of society you are ('Nerd' is only one result you may get!)based on the Five Components of Nerdliness, as formulated by yours truly. Screw Flanders!...er, I mean, "Bon appetit"! Disclaimer.

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1. Be honest. Are you a moron?

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2. Are you intelligent? If your IQ is below 130 (if you don't know your IQ, don't guess), then you are not intelligent (technically, "not gifted," but we'll ignore that for the duration of this quiz).

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3. Sex? (select 'yes' for 'yes, please', 'no' for 'male/female/transgender/hermaphrodite/neuter', and 'not sure' if you are actually unsure of your gender or do not know what 'gender' means)

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4. Are you popular?

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5. From whence did the word 'nerd' originate? (select 'yes' for 'the reversed spelling of the word 'drunk'', 'no' for 'the book "If I Ran the Zoo", by Theodore Geisel a.k.a. Theo LeSeig a.k.a. Dr. Seuss', and 'not sure' for 'the candy of the same name')

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6. What is the nerd word? (select 'yes' for 'yes, that is correct', 'no' for 'Haha, you said the nerd word!', and 'not sure' for 'other' or 'confused countenence complete with a tilted head--yes, just like a dog!')

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7. Are you socially inept, i.e. lacking in the "people skills" department?

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8. Is South Park hella cool or what? (select 'yes' for 'F*CK yes', 'no' for 'what' or 'no, I am a moron and find it radically offensive', and 'not sure' for 'yes')

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9. How about 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?' (same answering criteria as above)

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10. Have you even heard of 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?'

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11. Do you know who 'Cubenudo'is?

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12. Do you avoid parties?

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13. Do you have any nervous habits, e.g. compulsively pushing up your glasses (regardless of whether or not you're wearing any)?

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14. Are you hyperactive?

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15. Do you have any excessive interests in ordinarily mundane or otherewise unpopular pursuits?

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16. Do you or have you ever worn pocket protectors, as a fashion statement or otherwise?

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17. Do people label you as a nerd at first sight (i.e. the second they see you)?

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18. Are you uncoordinated?

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19. Are you liked by the general public?

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20. Are you being or have you ever been given an anal probe by particularly naughty aliens?

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21. Wasn't it fun?

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22. Have you ever made a computer guess the name of a unfathomably obscure TV show, and actually ended up stumping it?

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23. On the average Saturday night, what activity are you most likely to be engaging in? (select 'yes' for 'socializing', 'no' for 'watching TV at home in blissful solitude', and 'not sure' for 'other')

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24. Do you or have you ever read encyclopedias for recreational purposes?

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