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A SelectSmart.com Friends & Roommates Selector by lindsey, created May 2004. i dont know what im talking about. this is a quiz about which idiot from south jersey you are!
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1. Would you consider yourself to be a sufferer of ADD and/or ADHD?
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2. Do you often lie to get your own way?
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3. Do you only care about yourself and totally discard the feelings of others?
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4. Would you consider your family to be disfunctional?
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5. Do you or have you had a drug addicted dad?
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6. Did someone in your family die in a freak accident?
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7. Do you live in a shack but often trick people into thinking its a real house?
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8. Did you just find out your dad is an artist?
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9. Do you know what swanky means?
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10. Did you drop out of highschool or would you consider it a good idea?
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11. Are you unaware of what town/city you live in?
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12. Have you ever slept in an abandoned building for three days without changing your clothes?
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13. Are you the silent but strong type?
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14. Do you feel out of place with your friends?
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15. Does your mom / dad drive a mini van?
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16. Is your mom commonly referred to as a whore or the 'town slut'?
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17. Do you ignore people when they talk to you even though you know you know who they are?
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18. Have you ever felt like a charity case and that someone is just being friends with you because they think you have no friends?
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19. Do you hate Mike?
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20. Are both of your parents alive?
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21. Have you called a trailer park home?
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22. Are you a virgin?
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23. Do you use girls/ guys for sex?
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24. Do you think sandals are an appropriate get up for a concert?
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