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English Premier League Team Selector
A short questionnaire allowing soccer (aka football) SelectSmart.com novices to select a team to support. (This selector was created during the 2013-14 EPL season)


Your first question is below.

1. London is the epicenter. I want a club in or near London.

London is the epicenter. I want a club in or near London.
I don't want to be just another London supporter and having an inner-city rival is huge. Give me a club in or near a major city besides London (>400,000 residents).
I root for the little guys. Give me a small city team (<400,000).
No preference
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2. Do you prefer a sleek new stadium or an old one with character?
I'd like an older stadium with lots of history and classic architecture.
History is nice, but I value comfort and amenities over nostalgia.
No preference
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3. What's your ideal stadium size?
The more the merrier. I want to be part of one of the biggest crowds in the Premier League.
I don't want to be lost in the crowd, but I do want a venue that makes serious noise. An average-sized one works for me.
The fewer the seats, the better chance I can be closer to the action. I prefer a smaller, more intimate experience.
No preference
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4. Do you expect your club to be big spenders?
Yes, I want the best team money can buy.
I expect my team to spend some money, but I don't want a club that just snatches up all the expensive players.
I root for the little guys. Give me a team trying against all odds to win on the cheap.
No preference
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5. How important to you is loyalty between a manager and his club ownership?
A manager needs time to develop his philosophy. I want a club and manager partnership that lasts as long as possible.
Give the manager a little leeway. But if we're not consistently winning within 2-3 years, then it's time to look elsewhere.
The pieces are in place to win RIGHT NOW. If we can't make progress within a year or two, let's go in a different direction.
No preference
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6. How crucial is immediate success to you?
I want a team that's primed to win the title almost every year. Need to be near a lock for the Top 4.
I want a team that I can grow with. I don't want a juggernaut, but one with potential to make a breakthrough in the near future.
Middle of the pack is fine with me, just as long as they're not a strong threat for relegation.
I root for the little guys. Give me a team that's always playing for an upset, even if it means potential relegation.
No preference
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7. What kind of playing style do you prefer from your team?
I want a club that controls the ball, puts shots on goal, and continuously attacks, even if it means giving up goals as well. I'm perfectly happy with a 3-2 victory.
I want a club that puts up stifling defense and tries to limit their opponents' opportunities to score. A 1-0 win sounds fine to me.
Life is about balance, and my team should move the ball without being reckless. A 2-1 win sounds about right.
No preference
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8. What do you expect from your team in terms of discipline?
Let the yellow (and sometimes red) cards fly. Physical (dirty?) play is part of the game.
My club shouldn't be a pushover, but they shouldn't be doing all the pushing either.
Lets keep it clean, boys. Let's keep it clean.
No preference
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9. I want a club with at least one player from the US
Yes, I mean, come on, even just one.
Not necessary. It is the ENGLISH Premier League after all.
No preference
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10. If I had to pick my favorite (sorry, favourite) colors, it'd be these.
Black
White
Maroon
Light Blue
Red
Dark Blue
Yellow
Orange
Green
Gold
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