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A SelectSmart.com Crime Selector by Andrew D, created November 2002.
Violent crime? Federal crime? Drug crime? This selector will help you, the future criminal, decide what crime to carry out later on. This crime is the ideal crime for you, as it incorporates your skills, your desires, and your niches. With this, you can become a master felon in no time at all! Before you start your crime career, be sure to find a good criminal lawyer. Disclaimer.
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The first selector question is below.


1. Are you a people person?
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High Medium Low

2. Are you a good liar?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

3. Can you follow complex instructions?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

4. Do you harbor a general resentment towards everything?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

5. Do you enjoy collecting things?
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High Medium Low

6. Do you have delusions of Grandeur?
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High Medium Low

7. Do you desire Fame over Fortune?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

8. Can you work in a team?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

9. You prefer Apples over Oranges.
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

10. Does it all come down to 42 in the end?
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High Medium Low

11. Do you believe that the only way to get the attention you deserve is by putting yourself in the limelight?
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High Medium Low

12. Are you an artist and not a precision machine?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

13. Do you cherish everything you have in life?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

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