Man Finally Realizes Reason People Play Hockey Is You Can Legally Punch A Canadian In The Face
By HatetheSwamp February 17, 2025 9:33 am Category: International (0.0 from 0 votes)
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Puzzled for years as to why people would skate around in freezing temperatures with little sticks, Walters found the answer last night as he watched members of the U.S. hockey team repeatedly punch Canadians in the face.
"It all makes sense now," said Walters. "I just never got the appeal before. I had no idea throwing on a hockey jersey meant you could legally beat up a Canadian. I mean, that dude just launched a Canadian's face into plexiglass at thirty miles per hour, and apparently that's totally acceptable. Freaking awesome."
According to sources, American interest in hockey exploded overnight after people realized they could whack Canadians with sticks.
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