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Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
By HatetheSwamp
March 5, 2025 9:41 am
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I can't post one of these without missing Indy...

In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny signs on them.

The Führer was giving a speech in the Reichstag when suddenly, opposing politicians began holding up miniature signs attached to what appeared to be tiny ping-pong paddles. Within minutes, Hitler had been deposed and the Nazi regime collapsed.

"We did it! I knew the little signs would work," said opposition leader Hagan Schulz. "No one can withstand little paddles that say 'False' on them. The world is saved!"

According to sources, Hitler's iron grip on power began to immediately weaken when the signs saying "False" were raised. Still, it seemed like the Nazis would be able to hang on to power, but the opposition was not done. They quickly turned their paddles around, revealing another sign that said, "Hitler steals", defeating the Nazis once and for all.


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