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Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors
By HatetheSwamp
January 22, 2025 3:33 pm
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The debate over whether women should be allowed as pastors has been settled once and for all, thanks to the heroic efforts of the National Cathedral's lady Bishop Mariann Budde.

The Episcopal woman smiled ear-to-ear as she strode out of the National Cathedral, knowing that she had proved to the world beyond a shadow of a doubt that only men should be pastors.

"I did it!" exclaimed Budde, proudly hugging supporters. "I finally showed all you morons out there precisely why women should never, ever be allowed to lead a church. Did you see everyone's faces in the congregation? Oh man, I just owned so many mainline denomination chumps, and all on national television. Amazing."

After 70 years of attempting to make lady pastors a thing, progressive denominations across the globe admitted the experiment was over. "Welp, this was a mistake," admitted Anglican bishop Reginald Donaldson. "Bishop Budde showed the world why the church's stance for the first 1,950 years of existence was the correct one. If you watch her even for a minute, you will walk away knowing that only men should lead a church. It was the most compelling argument I've ever heard."


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  1. by meagain on January 23, 2025 7:21 am
    Bishop Donaldson seems to not know the history of his church which was founded in the 15th. century and is a little less than 600 years old. There were female Ministers inthe Calvinist church and Wesleyan (Methodist) churches in thee 18th. century. The Episcopal church in the US around 1850.


  2. by HatetheSwamp on January 23, 2025 7:28 am

    Oy freakin friggin EFFINvey, meagain. This is satire.

    But,... the Anglican church was not founded in the 15th century. Don't pretend to know stuff.

    Clearly...

    You don't.


  3. by meagain on January 23, 2025 10:08 am
    You are right. It was the 16th. century as was meant in that post. By Henry VIII. Hardly seems worth your while to make that quibble. Actual date 1534 to add to your 'vast' store of knowledge.


  4. by Ponderer on January 24, 2025 10:23 am

    Hate is such a disgustingly sick and despicable misogynist that he thinks that attempts at humor based on women being inferior to men is hysterically funny.


  5. by HatetheSwamp on January 24, 2025 11:02 am

    Does it bother you, po, that you're always so brazen about thinking that no humor is ever funny?


  6. by Indy! on January 24, 2025 12:48 pm
    MAGAt Cop Killer Proves Once And For All Why He Believes Women Belong Only in the Kitchen .


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