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Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes
By HatetheSwamp
September 18, 2024 12:59 pm
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The incident occurred earlier Tuesday in Tlaib's Capitol Hill office, where her pager had been sitting on a desk before spontaneously detonating, causing a significant scare but leaving no reported injuries.

"It just blew up right out of nowhere!" one of Tlaib's staffers said following the explosion. "We were just going about our business, checking over the congresswoman's itinerary of Death-To-Israel protests, when there was a huge blast in the next room. We went in there, papers were flying everywhere, and there was smoke… thank goodness she had put the pager on the desk. Such a crazy, unexplained incident, right?"

Tlaib's staff was questioned on the origin of the pager but provided little clarification. "She said it was a gift from some dear friends," one staffer explained. "Honestly, we thought it was a little weird for a U.S. congresswoman to be carrying a pager in 2024, but didn't really think too much of it. Now it blew up in our office. I guess we're seeing why people stopped carrying pagers now, right? I mean, those things are obviously dangerous!"


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  1. by Indy! on September 18, 2024 1:26 pm

    Gotta hand it to your Babbling bee - they are blazing new trails when it comes to flaunting their racism.


  2. by HatetheSwamp on September 18, 2024 1:31 pm

    Based on our shared SS past?, to be charged with racism by Indy is akin to being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.


  3. by oldedude on September 18, 2024 1:51 pm
    Touche. And I agree. Not that he "overuses" the phrase...


  4. by oldedude on September 18, 2024 8:12 pm
    And as many "damn, they didn't kill the "Orange Anusfaced asshole" (twice and that's as close as I could get, sorry po). For Tlaib? "Damnit, Janet! I thought it was a remote vibrator!" So I've taken (without retribution) enough of the crap that's been dealt to me. You can deal it more, and you'll get the same back. If you think it's too much? rethink WTF you've been saying. If it's not enough for you? I can adjust.


  5. by Indy! on September 18, 2024 8:27 pm

    by HatetheSwamp on September 18, 2024 1:31 pm

    Based on our shared SS past?, to be charged with racism by Indy is akin to being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.



    You've admitted more than once that you are okay with that part of yourself. Odie at least has the benefit of being too ignorant of the problem to understand he's a part of it.


  6. by oldedude on September 18, 2024 9:30 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA@ you too funnymutherfuker!

    It should be happy it wasn't it's buttplug!


  7. by oldedude on September 18, 2024 9:36 pm
    Yes, I'm treating you in 3rd person. Because that what you/it does for me. You're nothing more than an "it/them" for me. Not a "real" "person." You are neither.


  8. by Indy! on September 18, 2024 11:47 pm

    Whatever floats your boat, queenie. I want you to be happy. 😌


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