Is it a daunting task to go in search of a shrubbery?
True		False

Do you have any fondness for the number 42?
True		False

Does the game of crickett seem dull, pointless, and boring?
True		False

Would you be opposed to blowing cute fuzzy things into little bits?
True		False

Have you ever travelled outside of your solar system?
True		False

Do you listen to extremely heavy metal?
True		False

Is flight the art of aiming at the ground and missing?
True		False

Is Ceasar's close friend named Biggus Diccus(yes) or Brutus(no)?
True		False

Are you at work right now??
True		False

Have you had any salmon mousse recently?
True		False

Is Camelot a silly place?
True		False

Do you know the exact probability of a sperm whale coming into existance out of thin air?
True		False

Would you like to try some oscelot spleen?
True		False

Have you ever been drunk and lost in Europe, and consequently written a book about it?
True		False

Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
True		False

Are you well versed in biology research?
True		False

Do transvestites bother you?
True		False

If yes, do they do so on a regular basis?
True		False

Do you know the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
True		False

Do you know the meaning of life?
True		False

Did you go to Catholic school?
True		False

Does this test make about as much sense as a fetid pair of dingo's kidneys?
True		False

If the universe does in fact follow the quantum laws of the super-string theory, is dinner at Milliways pretty disappointing?
True		False

Are French people tiny wipers of other peoples bottoms?
True		False