This quiz tests How logical are you? You are a genius. Now, please hold this pretty box while I go find a bomb shelter. Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector How logical are you? by SylvanFox.
You are a genius. Now, please hold this pretty box while I go find a bomb shelter.

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

 You are ready to check out at the grocery store. Arriving at the proper area, you notice that there are two cash cashiers, but each one has a line. There is another register, no cashier. Do you wait in line (yes) or go stand at the empty register and hope a cashier shows up (no)? True False

 You have just produced a successful reality TV show. The most logical explanation for its success is: (yes) people really like to watch other people do the same shit they do all the time-- or, (no) the only other thing on TV at that time is reruns of Charmed and a USA original movies. True False

 If you chose Yes for question # 2, what is the logical next step in your career- lay low, collect funds while showing a second season of the successful show so that you can work on and actual, FRESH idea for a reality show (yes) or give up thinking, sell your brain to science (hint: it won't put much bread on the table) and make a forty-season reality series about people reproducing when they shouldn't even be in the gene pool (no)? True False

 A bird takes a dump on your shirt. Does it take you more than thirty seconds to handle the situation? True False

 If you answered "no" to question # 2, what is the MOST logical next step in your career? Find the schedule for USA original movies and create a show that only comes on when USA is playing its schlock (yes) or run the other show for a second season so that you have time to work on this spanking new show that you've been wishing for the like of since third grade (no)? True False

 Can you type a sentence in English (or whatever your native language is) without resorting to "text" grammar? True False

 Can you spell the word "human"? Be honest. (no, seriously, a friend's of mine whole class had to retake a medical terminology quiz because one student spelled it "hoomman" when they were trying to write out what "HIV" stands for) True False

 Have you ever called the police on yourself and gotten arrested? True False

 You've just won the lottery and you want to buy a new house- do you pay cash (yes) or finance it (no)? True False

 Have you ever had to have an object surgically removed from your anus? True False

 Was it a gerbil (yes) or a toilet brush(no)? True False

 You have 5 different sexual partners and you've just tested positive for HIV. Do you quietly inform your partners, just for their safety, and try to keep that shit on the downlow (no) or go to the local bar, church, or whatever is the most happenin place in town and tell everybody that so-and-so gave you AIDS (yes)? True False

 You see some normal-looking, unstinky milk in your fridge and it says it expires today. Do you: drink it anyway, I can see that it's perfectly fine (yes). or- OHMIGOD! The milk is baaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! I just bought it yesterday! I want a refund! Yes, it *looks* fine, but you can't see salmonella (no). True False

 Has one of your primary concerns this year been insuring that Tropicana's label stays the same? True False

 Have you ever trampled someone in a toy store? True False

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