Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Be honest. Are you a moron?
True
False
Are you intelligent? If your IQ is below 130 (if you don't know your IQ, don't guess), then you are not intelligent (technically, "not gifted," but we'll ignore that for the duration of this quiz).
True
False
Sex? (select 'yes' for 'yes, please', 'no' for 'male/female/transgender/hermaphrodite/neuter', and 'not sure' if you are actually unsure of your gender or do not know what 'gender' means)
True
False
Are you popular?
True
False
From whence did the word 'nerd' originate? (select 'yes' for 'the reversed spelling of the word 'drunk'', 'no' for 'the book "If I Ran the Zoo", by Theodore Geisel a.k.a. Theo LeSeig a.k.a. Dr. Seuss', and 'not sure' for 'the candy of the same name')
True
False
What is the nerd word? (select 'yes' for 'yes, that is correct', 'no' for 'Haha, you said the nerd word!', and 'not sure' for 'other' or 'confused countenence complete with a tilted head--yes, just like a dog!')
True
False
Are you socially inept, i.e. lacking in the "people skills" department?
True
False
Is South Park hella cool or what? (select 'yes' for 'F*CK yes', 'no' for 'what' or 'no, I am a moron and find it radically offensive', and 'not sure' for 'yes')
True
False
How about 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?' (same answering criteria as above)
True
False
Have you even heard of 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?'
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False
Do you know who 'Cubenudo'is?
True
False
Do you avoid parties?
True
False
Do you have any nervous habits, e.g. compulsively pushing up your glasses (regardless of whether or not you're wearing any)?
True
False
Are you hyperactive?
True
False
Do you have any excessive interests in ordinarily mundane or otherewise unpopular pursuits?
True
False
Do you or have you ever worn pocket protectors, as a fashion statement or otherwise?
True
False
Do people label you as a nerd at first sight (i.e. the second they see you)?
True
False
Are you uncoordinated?
True
False
Are you liked by the general public?
True
False
Are you being or have you ever been given an anal probe by particularly naughty aliens?
True
False
Wasn't it fun?
True
False
Have you ever made a computer guess the name of a unfathomably obscure TV show, and actually ended up stumping it?
True
False
On the average Saturday night, what activity are you most likely to be engaging in? (select 'yes' for 'socializing', 'no' for 'watching TV at home in blissful solitude', and 'not sure' for 'other')
True
False
Do you or have you ever read encyclopedias for recreational purposes?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.