Do you handle toxic substances on a daily basis?
True		False

Have you ever been branded a spiritual healer?
True		False

You've found a girl-friend, fled your family and hocked a car, only to wind up a fugitive pursued by an ignoramus Springfield cop...
True		False

Are you in the habit of consuming large quantities of sugar?
True		False

Do you strive to collect the newest Barbie knockoff?
True		False

Does your tattoo bear the name of an insect?
True		False

"Teeth? Teeth? Where are my teeth?!"
True		False

Are you befuddled by multiple zip codes?
True		False

You've handled firearms since infancy
True		False

Do you wail on a sallow, whiny brass instrument?
True		False

Does your hair permanently resemble a heap of alfalfa?
True		False

Were you formerly half girl, half horse?
True		False

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere..."
True		False

Would you take a baptism for your son?
True		False

You're a real badass with your.... vacuum cleaner....
True		False