Have you ever been a purple wussy gorilla or a member of the communist party?
True		False

Exit stage left?
True		False

Purple tights? Sexy and sensible, pick yes. Chaffing to your delicate places? Pick, No.
True		False

Has your mommy ever cut eye holes in your knit cap to keep you from tripping down at the junk yard?
True		False

Would you eat a "Scooby Snack"?
True		False

Does your Kung-Fu get-up resemble something that old dirty bastard, Hugh Hefner, would wear?
True		False

Do you overuse the term "jinkies" in everyday conversations?
True		False

Are you blue, under 4 inches tall, and an ignorant slut?
True		False

Heavens to Murgatroid?
True		False

Does your first name rhyme with your species?
True		False

Would it bother you if your last name was Phooey?
True		False

Do you have "muscles to spare and a brain to match"?
True		False

Does misplacing/breaking your eyeglasses render you completely useless and leave you sitting in the Mystery Machine muttering "jinkies" over a box of "Scooby Snacks"?
True		False

Are you a zombie?
True		False

Were you created out of some sick need for vengeance by an evil unibrowed wizard named Gargamel?
True		False

Wondertwin powers activate?
True		False

Do you find yourself fantasizing about wrapping your hands around that bastard fat Albert's throat every time he says "Hey, hey, hey"?
True		False

Are you aware that "Scooby Snack" is drugged out hippie code for "Hashish Brownie"?
True		False

Are you a semi-retarded gun-toting equine?
True		False

Do you hate when some sissy-mary named Fred, wearing a scarf, rips off your zombie mask revealing your true identity as a mere mortal?
True		False

Which cartoon era rocks? 60's?
True		False

70's??
True		False

80's??? (Pffft...lamer *snicker*)
True		False

Will you proudly post a picture of your perfect cartoon match on your website/journal, for all the world to see?
True		False