Humor Poll: Are You Dead? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Are You Dead?" by Scooter. Translate: Choose from this list: You are Dead!...Wow, congratulations. You're dead. Ha ha for you. You are Alive!...Sorry. Better luck next time. You are Undead!...You're just a zombie without enough toes. Good job. You are Asleep!...Cats love you. See the newest and search for polls here: