Hobbies Poll: if you were part of the ::said as though contemplating suicide:: tuna team, who would you be? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "if you were part of the ::said as though contemplating suicide:: tuna team, who would you be?" by CarlyAttack. Translate: Choose from this list: Sexual Senile Shark, with the power to gum absolutly ANYTHING and give hideously embarassing hickeys Sexually Confused Seahorse, with the power to have sex with any object, animate or not, and not feel guilty afterward Gigglin' Ghetto Guppy, with the power to giggle and look tough, aided by a set of spikey shoulder pads. Bigass Bitchy Barnacle, with the power to attach her sorry lardass to anything and bitch. Orgasmic Oyster, with the power to reach orgasim at ANY TIME. Pink-eyed Super Scallop, with the power to spread pinkeye to ANYTHINg, even if it is not an eye. Coral Queen, with the power to do absolutly nothing [but we pretend she guards the underwater hideout, just so she doesn't commit suidide, even though she can't because she lacks the ability to move. Seaweed, [the most powerful of the tuna team], with the power to gross people out, get salt in peoples' eyes, MOVE, and disguise herself as a new-age accessory Sensual Seductive Shrimp Lady, with the power to help Murously Infertile Mermaid Woman Crazy Catfish Woman, with the power to freak out Super-sneaky Sea Louse, with the power to make people itch, and, of course, to sneak around. Flashy Trashy Flounder Woman.....will do anything for a buck Magically Morbid Manteray, with the power to make anybody, even the peppiest GAP fan in the world, suicidal Totally Twitchy [Turret's Syndrome] Tubefish, with the power to curse for a longer period of time than ANYONE, even those kids from southpark. Cutsey Crackhead Crawfish, who has the world's highest tolerance for crack, EVER. Murderously Infertile Mermaid Woman [Barren Bitch], with the power to pitch wood [don't ask] Powerpuff Porpise Uno, with the power to drink applejuice Powerpuff Porpise Tres, with the most extensive knowledge of 80's music EVER Fat Man, the gay leader of the tuna team, with the power to....well, let's just say he's a huge FAT whale of the hairy persuation with no flippers and a boarded-up blowhole and bitch named dolphin dude...what do YOU think his powers are?! See the newest and search for polls here: