Lord of the Rings Poll: Are You Obsessed With The Lord of the Rings and Tolkien? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Are You Obsessed With The Lord of the Rings and Tolkien?" by Half-Elven and Lórienian. Translate: Choose from this list: 1. Tolkienian: AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHHH!!! Call the doctor! Call the nurse! Call the lady with the alligator purse! Oops. Wrong one. Congratulations! Top of the class, 100% Tolkienian! 2. Average Tolkien-Fan: You are almost a Tolkienian. If you follow the things on this quiz, you soon might drive a few people crazy, but that's just the first signs if improvement! Keep going! 3. Anti-Tolkienian: AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHHH!!! Call the doctor! Call the nurse! Call the lady with the alligator purse! Tgey are here! Invasion! GET OUT! What are you doing taking this quiz??? See the newest and search for polls here: