Humor Poll: Are you stalker worthy? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Are you stalker worthy?" by Mandy C.. Translate: Choose from this list: No, and... you're ugly. No, but hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile. Probably not, but I bet you're one hell'uv a pole dancer. It's possible but you may want to start wearing less clothes, or more naked. Maybe, but it sounds like you're kinda a whore. Yes, but I that may have something to do with the image you're giving off...being easy. You have "rape me" written all over you. I'd buy a personal alarm if I was you... and possibly a sharp, pointy pen. Hell yes! Can I stalk you? Ok, you're just a paranoid delusion freak. See the newest and search for polls here: