Astrology Poll: What is your horoscope? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "What is your horoscope?" by Mairi. Translate: Choose from this list: You will poke yourself in the eye with a pretzel. You will be abducted by alien chipmunks. The monkeys are coming. You will slip on a pickle and break your neck. Your problems will not improve. Beware of the Pandas. You will die from candy-overdose. You will be electricuted by the toaster. You will choke on a piece of tofu. You will fail your test. The teachers are watching you... You will get lost on your way to the moon. See the newest and search for polls here: