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| Acuvue Frodo - Those big cute blue eyes can't be real. Frodo may be sporting Acuvue colour contacts... |
| Brand X Gandalf (the Grey) - You're the 'before' version of a makeover. You're a little less groomed but you're happy. |
| VO5 Gandalf (the White) - 'After'. You're very dramatic and shiny. Thank you VO5! |
| Herbal Essences Saruman - You're evil but your hair smells fruity. You only want me for my body! |
| Magnum Éowyn - Seen Zoolander? Eowyn sports a wonderful 'Magnum' pose. |
| LardTM Grima - Maybe you would make more friends if you stopped slicking your hair with 100% pure animal fat. |
| Tweezerman Elrond - You like everything to be just so, especially your neatly sculpted eyebrows. |
| Po-ta-toes Sam - You're a simpleton. But at least you can see the truth! Frodo is going to sell out to DarkLord Inc. |
| Gucci Dave - You're like, so, this season. Visit The Ringwraith Personality Selector @ SelectSmart.com |
| L'Oréal Lurtz - Because you're worth it! |