Lord of the Rings Poll: Which LOTRs media whore are you? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Which LOTRs media whore are you?" by Spike. Translate: Choose from this list: Acuvue Frodo - Those big cute blue eyes can't be real. Frodo may be sporting Acuvue colour contacts... Brand X Gandalf (the Grey) - You're the 'before' version of a makeover. You're a little less groomed but you're happy. VO5 Gandalf (the White) - 'After'. You're very dramatic and shiny. Thank you VO5! Herbal Essences Saruman - You're evil but your hair smells fruity. You only want me for my body! Magnum Éowyn - Seen Zoolander? Eowyn sports a wonderful 'Magnum' pose. LardTM Grima - Maybe you would make more friends if you stopped slicking your hair with 100% pure animal fat. Tweezerman Elrond - You like everything to be just so, especially your neatly sculpted eyebrows. Po-ta-toes Sam - You're a simpleton. But at least you can see the truth! Frodo is going to sell out to DarkLord Inc. Gucci Dave - You're like, so, this season. Visit The Ringwraith Personality Selector @ SelectSmart.com L'Oréal Lurtz - Because you're worth it! See the newest and search for polls here: