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| Aragorn- You like 'em tall, dark, and sexy beyond belief. Mreow. |
| Legolas- You like 'em blond and gorgeous. Your boyfriend is prettier than you are. |
| Glorfindel- The hottie blond Elf lord whom Peter Jackson ignored. But you won't ignore him. |
| Celeborn- You like 'em high and mighty. One of the few Elves who seems to have a real relationship. |
| Haldir- You like 'em arrogant and sexy. You're going to have fun breaking this one. |
| Faramir- You like 'em cute and smart. Scholarly types are quite fun in bed, I've heard. |
| Boromir- You like 'em dead. Hey, he was kinda cute before he died and all. |
| Gimli- You like 'em short and ornery. He'll be indistinguishable from most of your friends. |
| Gandalf- You like 'em old and wrinkly. And yet, there's something rather lovely about him... |
| Frodo- You like those big blue eyes. Doesn't he make you feel like a pedophile? |
| Merry- You like 'em mischievous and playful. Cute little bugger. |
| Pippin- You like 'em dumb and troublesome. But you gotta love that Scottish accent. |
| Sam- You like 'em sweet and loyal. If only you could get him away from Frodo... |
| Elrond- You like 'em dignified and stately. If you can get over his speech impediment, he's great in bed. |
| Elladan and Elrohir- Elrond's twin hottie sons come in a set. Two for the price of one! |
| King Thranduil- He's Legolas' dad. He *has* to be hot. |