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Harry Potter-- The tragic little hero, as Ron once said, you are short and sweet and to the point. Okay, so forget the "to the point" part of that... |
Ron Weasley-- Redhead with some issues. no offense... |
Hermione Granger--what do you mean, you don't know what you look like? Oh, it's that book of yours... |
Ginny Weasley-- Little miss redheaded wallflower. so sorry you had to get stuck with Neville for the Yule Ball... |
Dudley Dursley-- ouch, that must hurt! Hello little piggy! |
Rita Skeeter-- stay out of other people's buisness! |
Professor Trelawney-- ::in mystical voice:: I see that you are very much like the old bat Trelawney... So sorry that you look like a bug. |
Lily Evans Potter-- The Marauders' favorite little redhead! |
Albus Dumbledore-- Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! |
Professor McGonagall-- Back off, your aura is too strong! |
Fleur Delacour-- Lose the attitude! |
Viktor Krum-- You must have a lot of broken bones from those bludgers! |
Cornelius Fudge-- I feel bad for whoever gets this... |
Severus Snape-- Slimy, oily, greasy, you're almost evryone's least favorite professor |
Rubeus Hagrid-- big and friendly |
Madame Maxime-- Same as Hagrid |
Cho Chang-- Kill Cho, Kill Cho... Sorry, but I can't stand that girl! |
Draco Malfoy-- I like it HOT, HOT, HOT!!! Hi Draco! You are looking so very HOT, HOT HOT!!! |
Lucius Malfoy-- If only you were younger and more caring... you'd be just as HOT, HOT HOT!!! as Draco... |