Books Poll: The Discworld Character Selector Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "The Discworld Character Selector" by StarMe Kitten. Translate: Choose from this list: Rincewind - Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography. A cowardly, but essentially kind-hearted wizard and unintentional adventurer. Twoflower - The Discworld's first tourist. A frustratingly good-natured innocent you wouldn't expect to survive five minutes. DEATH - The Ultimate Reality. An anthropomorphic personification. Likes cats and curry. Would like to be liked. The Librarian - An orang-utan, following a magical accident in the library. Likes books, bananas and music. Cohen The Barbarian - A barbarian hero, man and boy and senior-citizen. Straightforward, unsentimental and in the habit of surviving. Esme "Granny" Weatherwax - Unofficial leader of the Lancre coven. An independant and intelligent woman with a powerful code of morals and a will of iron. Gytha "Nanny" Ogg - A senior witch of Lancre. An earthy and good-natured old lady with an inappropriate sense of humour. Matriarch of the huge Ogg clan. Magrat Garlick - A self-conscious and apologetic young witch and new-age herbalist. Queen of Lancre and recently a mother. Sir Samuel Vimes - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Came from humble beginnings to become Duke of Ankh. A decent, if cynical, man. Cpn. Carrot Ironfoundersson - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Honest and friendly, a dwarf by adoption and probable heir to the throne. Sgt. Frederick Colon - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. An old-school guard of old-fashioned views, just trying to stay out of trouble. Cpl. Cecil "Nobby" Nobbs - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. An old-school guard and petty thief, but a romantic at heart. Lady Sybil Ramkin - Duchess of Ankh. A practical and friendly member of the aristocracy. An authority on breeding swamp dragons. Lord Havelock Vetinari - Machiavellian and nearly-benevolent ruler of Ankh-Morpork. A worryingly cool-headed scholar of human nature. Archancellor Mustrum Ridcully - Of Unseen University. A larger-than-life, boistrous man of the huntin'-and-fishin' variety. Not as stupid as he seems. Prof. Dinwiddie (The Bursar) - Of Unseen University. A wizard of a kindly and nervous disposition. So far round the bend he couldn't poke sanity with a long pole. Sgt. Delphine Angua - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. A smart young woman three weeks of the month and a very useful wolf the rest of the time. Agnes "Perdita" Nitt - A practical and perceptive young witch with an unusually split personality and a double-jointed singing voice. Susan Sto Helit - A teacher by profession. Logical and highly intelligent. Also Death's granddaughter. Genetics has a lot to answer for. Cpl. Cheri Littlebottom - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. A forensics expert, she was the first dwarf to embrace the use of the female pronoun. See the newest and search for polls here: